Somebody please give these guys whatever they need to make this into a feature.
http://io9.com/5746101/axe-cop-++-the-live-action-movie

[reposting an old popten post I wrote ages ago - original here ]
The geek have officially inherited the Earth, as was prophesied in Psalms 37:7 (more or less) so many bearded men ago. It's a fairly recent thing, having happened somewhere between Google's ascent to ubiquity, the second installment of the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the eyebrow-raising popularity of Weird Al's White & Nerdy. And since history is told by the victor, I figured I should try rounding up the soundtrack to geeks' most epic of victories. Which is a surprisingly monumental task, mostly because I'm realizing that there are so many subgenres to geek music. In researching this list, I came up with a few categories for Geek Anthems: Mainstream Geek Jams, Geek Metal, Nerdcore Rap, Video Game Themes and Meme Songs. (Hip Hop's geekery-masked-as-hardcore is a whole different post. At the end of the day, who's really made geekiness more legit than the Wu Tang Clan?) Now for the second challenge- how to quantify what makes one geek anthem better than the next. Popularity? Geekiness of lyrics? Hardcoreness of dorkitude? Sheer bombastic nerdery? Nostalgia factor? I did my best. I'm sure I'll hear some flack over my choices, what I forgot (let me know) and the order- but the title says Top Ten, and so shall I attempt it. Because the choice was so hard, I have a whole section at the bottom full of geek anthems that should've been Top Ten.
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